{"id":598143443,"date":"2018-03-09T17:46:24","date_gmt":"2018-03-10T01:46:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/goulartonline.com\/?page_id=598143443"},"modified":"2018-03-09T17:46:24","modified_gmt":"2018-03-10T01:46:24","slug":"hair","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/woodygoulart.com\/index.php\/about\/hair\/","title":{"rendered":"A Man of Hair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Woody Goulart says, &#8220;I am a <b>man of hair<\/b>. The proof of this claim is here in photographs showing the various styles, lengths and colors of my hair at different times in my life. I find many of these photographs to be very humiliating, but you deserve to see the evidence, so here we go&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"innocent accordion player at age 14\" src=\"https:\/\/goulartonline.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/03\/1964.jpg?w=258\" alt=\"innocent accordion player at age 14\" width=\"200\" \/>\u00a0\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"age 16 with high school classmate Char Mees in San Francisco\" src=\"https:\/\/goulartonline.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/03\/sanfrancisco1967.jpg?w=300\" alt=\"age 16 with high school classmate Char Mees in San Francisco\" width=\"299\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"beginning graduate school in Arcata, California at age 23\" src=\"https:\/\/goulartonline.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/03\/eureka1973.jpg\" alt=\"beginning graduate school in Arcata, California at age 23\" width=\"280\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"age 28 on the night before marrying this woman -- does the look on my face mean anything?\" src=\"https:\/\/goulartonline.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/03\/happycouple1978.jpg\" alt=\"age 28 on the night before marrying this woman -- does the look on my face mean anything?\" width=\"285\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"what a cable television leader looks like in Brockton, Massachusetts at age 33\" src=\"https:\/\/goulartonline.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/03\/massachusetts1983.jpg\" alt=\"what a cable television leader looks like in Brockton, Massachusetts at age 33\" width=\"200\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Brockton, Massachusetts official executive photograph\" src=\"https:\/\/goulartonline.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/03\/massachusetts1989.jpg\" alt=\"Brockton, Massachusetts official executive photograph\" width=\"210\" \/>\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"visiting Mom in San Luis Obispo when I turned 40\" src=\"https:\/\/goulartonline.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/03\/momwoody1990.jpg\" alt=\"visiting Mom in San Luis Obispo when I turned 40\" width=\"225\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"blond phase during Rocky Mountain Exile in Denver\" src=\"https:\/\/goulartonline.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/03\/denver_age_41.png\" alt=\"blond phase during Rocky Mountain Exile in Denver\" width=\"200\" \/>\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"wanting to be a blond cowboy in Arizona\" src=\"https:\/\/goulartonline.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/03\/grand_canyon_age_40.png\" alt=\"wanting to be a blond cowboy in Arizona\" width=\"350\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"age 43 with my sister Dianna at the edge of the Pacific Ocean\" src=\"https:\/\/goulartonline.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/03\/sandiego1993.jpg\" alt=\"age 43 with my sister Dianna at the Pacific Ocean\" width=\"290\" \/>\u00a0\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"hung by the neck until dead at age 45 in Arizona at the hands of a personal fitness trainer\" src=\"https:\/\/goulartonline.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/03\/phoenix1995.jpg\" alt=\"hanged at age 45 in Arizona by personal fitness trainer\" width=\"351\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"age 46 in the Washington, DC Metro with Samuel Glass, Jr -- in a relationship now since 1997\" src=\"https:\/\/goulartonline.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/03\/samwoody1996.jpg\" alt=\"age 46 in the Washington, DC Metro with Samuel Glass, Jr  -- in a relationship now for 22 years\" width=\"299\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"my shortest hair ever in the year 2000\" src=\"https:\/\/goulartonline.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/03\/fairfax2000a.jpg\" alt=\"my shortest hair ever in the year 2000\" width=\"350\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/goulartonline.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/06\/predator_las_vegas_may_2018.png\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-598143718\" title=\"captured by a predator in Las Vegas, May 2018\" src=\"https:\/\/goulartonline.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/06\/predator_las_vegas_may_2018.png?w=258\" alt=\"captured by a predator in Las Vegas,May 2018\" width=\"258\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/woodygoulart.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/predator_las_vegas_may_2018.png 430w, https:\/\/woodygoulart.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/predator_las_vegas_may_2018-258x300.png 258w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 258px) 100vw, 258px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woody Goulart says, &#8220;I am a man of hair. The proof of this claim is here in photographs<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":598145266,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-598143443","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/woodygoulart.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/598143443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/woodygoulart.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/woodygoulart.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/woodygoulart.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/woodygoulart.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=598143443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/woodygoulart.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/598143443\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/woodygoulart.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/598145266"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/woodygoulart.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=598143443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}